I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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