You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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