dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I supernannyed him into submission
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Randomize
