Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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