We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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