We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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