i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Acid is not a monday night drug
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
How external is "for external use only"?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
