he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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