ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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