He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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