im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
he thought i was a dude.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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