Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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