the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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