When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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