Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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