well most of my day revolves around power hour
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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