no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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