Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
