your room smells of hookers.
And success
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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