OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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