Non-Jews are for practice
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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