He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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