She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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