UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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