I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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