false alarm. still invincible.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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