Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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