he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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