I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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