buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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