After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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