You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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