i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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