Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
operation harelip BJ is a go
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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