so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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