scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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