It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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