I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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