You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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