Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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