On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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