I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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