So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
You can't just leave with hair like that
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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