Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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