ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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