I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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