Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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