So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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