Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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