Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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