I think scott just propositioned me for sex
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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